P: Babe, we're definitely having a boy this time.
Me: Why do you say that, all of a sudden?
P: You remember what Vic said about Ally being ugly in the face when she was pregnant with Jackson? That's you, all the way.
Me: WHA...?
P: No, Baby, I'm happy though! We need to have a boy this time!
Me: You suck.
Fuck! What planet is he from?!
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oops, you know what i mean...
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