Ummmmm, yeah.

If you come to my house to "help out" by watching the baby, please ask me first:

1. When is the last time you took a shower?
2. Have you had a BM in the last 24 hours?
3. Do you need to run any quick errands?
4. Can I make you somthing to eat?
5. Do the dogs need to go outside?

Because really, the only reason I'd need help watching the baby is to do things that I can't do with her. Like shower.

I'm not going to do dishes or scrub the floor while you sit there having fun with the baby. It's just not going to happen.

And I don't think I could sleep either, but thanks for the offer.

See you soon!