Titty Milk for Sale!

Yes, you read that right. After all that bitching and moaning last month about Taryn starving to death after I went back to work because my let-down was broken, I've come to the realization that I'm the Dairy QUEEN.

And also, that I'm hoarding precious titty milk that I might possibly never use, because I am pumping way too much milk for my scrawny little Dumpling. Let's do the math:

Taryn eats 2ozs of milk 2 times per day while I'm at work. That's 20 ozs of milk per week.

I pump 2 times per day while I'm at work, getting about 8ozs per day. So that's 40ozs per week.

Which means on average, I'm storing 20ozs of milk each week.

And if you see my freezer, the lower right-hand corner is packed full of frozen milk, probably close to 100ozs already, and really? I need some room to store my ice cream.

And since the milk donation place down in San Jose won't take my milk (I tried, but then I hated pumping and never returned the application, though maybe I'll try again, even though they think I'm an alcoholic because I sometimes drink more than 2 drinks in a sitting, which is considered binge drinking...but whatever) I figure I should just sell it.

Because I heard it goes for like $6 per ounce to bodybuilders and such who need the super-enriched calories. So if I can sell 100 ounces, I can pay off my dinig room set. And a new pair of shoes!

It can come in packages of 2-7ozs.

Any takers?